would just like to thank the Thoughtless, Idiotic Drunk Man, who decided to take a nap on the path between Chippenham and Pewsham this lunchtime. Several of us passers by stopped our cars to help you, thinking you had either collapsed, or had been hit by a car.
I was on the phone to the emergency services, but thankfully You decided to finally,wake up, get up and walk away whilst I was still on the phone to them so I could cancel the ambulance that was being sent to help you, and avoid wasting any more time.
Your actions not only put your health at risk, but put those looking to help you at risk and could have seriously wasted the time of the Emergency Services that are meant for people genuinely in need.
If you are going to get that drunk!, do it in your own home, so you do not put anyone else at risk.